Juliette, spotted on West Broadway, NY, NY
HAPPY NEW YEAR OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!! AND IF THIS ISN’T ALREADY A HNY FOR YOU, THEN JULIETTE HAS JUST MADE IT SO!!!!!! I can barely deal with what a fluffy squishy puff ball she is and then there’s her face and that stretchyyyyy pose and then…. THERE ARE HER SHOES!!!!!!
Wheezy, spotted on the Lower East Side of NY, NY
AKUYDUHWAKJHDAKELCAKWJHELAWKJH!!!! Your HUGE ears! Your einstein-like-hair! YOUR STUPIDLY-PERFECT SWEATER!!!!! Of COURSE your name is WHEEZY! STOP IT. I LOVE YOU. YOU ARE MOST LIKELY A GENIUS WHO MAY OR MAY NOT KNOW ALL OF THE NAMES OF THE DINOSAURS AND/OR THE PERIPATETIC PEOPLES WHO KNOW HOW TO MAKE YOUR SWEATER.
Taco, spotted in some taqueria in Prospect Heights
Lil man!!! So TINY. So LOYAL. So HUNGRY. I promise: I give you all tacos in world if I can haz you. Cuddles and fetch and foods for alwayzzzzz. TACO!
Le Petit Chien, spotted in Versailles, France
Oui, oui mon petit cheri! I love France, I love you! Until we meet again…
Tiger Lily, spotted at Two Fat Cats Bakery in Portland, Maine
You can just tell that Tiger Lily has been nanny and confidante to many a lost boy. I love her. Tiger Lily!!
Rex, spotted in Washington Sq Park, Manhattan
SHUT THE FUCK UP: THIS DOG FELL OUT OF THE LABYRINTH. END OF STORY. I LOVE YOU, REEXXXXX!!!!!
Chaz, spotted in LES, Manhattan
KAWHEGABCKJWBAJSHDBCKJSHDGBKWJHGC! Stop it. This dog is wonk-eyed, sports a fu manchu, sits in a stroller and is just flipping ridiculous. CHAZ!