Juliette, spotted on West Broadway, NY, NY

HAPPY NEW YEAR OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!! AND IF THIS ISN’T ALREADY A HNY FOR YOU, THEN JULIETTE HAS JUST MADE IT SO!!!!!! I can barely deal with what a fluffy squishy puff ball she is and then there’s her face and  that stretchyyyyy pose and then…. THERE ARE HER SHOES!!!!!!

JULIETTE!!!

Wheezy, spotted on the Lower East Side of NY, NY

AKUYDUHWAKJHDAKELCAKWJHELAWKJH!!!! Your HUGE ears! Your einstein-like-hair!  YOUR STUPIDLY-PERFECT SWEATER!!!!! Of COURSE your name is WHEEZY!  STOP IT. I LOVE YOU. YOU ARE MOST LIKELY A GENIUS WHO MAY OR MAY NOT KNOW ALL OF THE NAMES OF THE DINOSAURS AND/OR THE PERIPATETIC PEOPLES WHO KNOW HOW TO MAKE YOUR SWEATER.

WHEEZY!!!!!!

Taco, spotted in some taqueria in Prospect Heights

Lil man!!! So TINY. So LOYAL. So HUNGRY. I promise: I give you all tacos in world if I can haz you.  Cuddles and fetch and foods for alwayzzzzz. TACO!

Le Petit Chien, spotted in Versailles, France

Oui, oui mon petit cheri! I love France, I love you! Until we meet again… 

Tiger Lily, spotted at Two Fat Cats Bakery in Portland, Maine

You can just tell that Tiger Lily has been nanny and confidante to many a lost boy. I love her.  Tiger Lily!!

Rex, spotted in Washington Sq Park, Manhattan

SHUT THE FUCK UP: THIS DOG FELL OUT OF THE LABYRINTH. END OF STORY. I LOVE YOU, REEXXXXX!!!!!

Chaz, spotted in LES, Manhattan

KAWHEGABCKJWBAJSHDBCKJSHDGBKWJHGC! Stop it. This dog is wonk-eyed, sports a fu manchu, sits in a stroller  and is just flipping ridiculous.  CHAZ!

Grizzly, spotted in Carroll Gardens, Brooklyn

I just can’t even with this little guy. So scrappy. So funny looking. So totally the best. GRIZZLY! 

ALKWJHECNLKAJHALNKSDNWKEH. SHUT. UP. WITH.THIS. FACE. I literally die for this puppy. can you imagine being greeted by this freakin face every morning ??? Seriously. zOMG. Nose wrinkles and soul-searching eyes like that do NOT come along very often.  BAH! DALTON!!!!!!! DALTON!!!!

MICKEY, spotted at Floyd Bennett Field Community Gardens in Brooklyn

STOPPPPPPPPPOSIEPOWIAEPOAIWPOISPAPO!!! YOU ARE THE SCRAPPIEST, CUTEST, MOST PERFECT, FLAXEN-HAIRED CREATURE EVZ TO RUN AROUND IN A GAREN!!!

I LOVE YOU.

MICKEY!